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Nov 27, 2014 Season 12 Episode 5 21 min TV-14

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Season 12 Episode 5 — Aired on Nov 27, 2014 • runs about 21 minutes.

Directed by James Widdoes.

Written by Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher.

Notable cast/guest names in this episode include Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell.

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Synopsis

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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Still from Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 5

Cast

Ashton Kutcher

as Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

as Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

as Berta

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The Ol' Mexican Spinach

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Alan Shot a Little Girl

Dec 4, 2014

12 - 7

Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 7

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Dec 11, 2014

12 - 8

Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 8

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Dec 18, 2014

12 - 9

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Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

For Whom the Booty Calls

Jan 22, 2015

12 - 12

Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 12

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Jan 29, 2015

12 - 13

Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 13

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Feb 5, 2015

12 - 14

Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 14

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Feb 12, 2015

12 - 15

Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 15

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Feb 19, 2015

12 - 16

Two and a Half Men - Season 12 Episode 16

Of Course He's Dead (2)

Feb 19, 2015

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